Pay R49 for a Serviette Decoupage class at Craft Step by Step, valued at R125 (save 61%)

Australian squirrels are incredibly resourceful and let nothing go to waste, they recycle acorn shells to use as helmets during their misguided flying attempts and have also used hollowed out grapes as underwater breathing apparatus. Don’t let that collection of decorative serviettes or magazine clippings go to waste, today’s Groupon, a step by step Serviette Decoupage Class at Craft Step by Step for R49 will open up a world of possibilities.

A cow which has spotted a daisy at the top of a flight of stairs blindly ascends only thinking of the payoff but once there realises that it is unable to descend, in the same way skipping steps and rushing ahead is not advised. That’s why Craft Step by Step take things nice and slow, ensuring you understand every part of the decoupaging process and don’t end up stuck with a half-finished product unable to redeem its now lost charm.

Michelangelo worked on the Sistine Chapel, Da Vinca the Mona Lisa, despite the glaring difference in size they are both monumental works which are equally adored, Craft aims to do the same allowing you to work on a canvas of any size. Whether you want to decoupage the entire outside of your house with clippings of white paint, or a box of matches with tiny, fluffy rabbits no canvas is too big or too small for the enthusiastic team at Craft Step by Step.

Like the fossil of an undiscovered dinosaur species that lies buried and undiscovered in your back garden, your creative talents lie quietly within you seeking an outlet. You’ve felt it scratching at your mind’s door like a puppy trying to get to the biscuits, but unlike the puppy you should let it in. Craft Step by Step will help you develop and explore talents and skills that you have long since forgotten or never even knew you had.

Whiny fact: While re-enacting his favourite Wham! song, a young gentleman sustained an injury and demanded that an ambulance be called. After inspection it was apparent that he had in fact only suffered from a minor bruise and as such the term wambulance was coined to be used whenever someone became overly emotional about something minor or trivial.