Male bonding sessions are traditionally testosterone-fuelled forums for frequent burping from mouth and posterior, honouring the offensive stench of cave dwellers past, brief verbal freedom from the republic of marriage, and feasting on steak. Steak separates the boys from the men, so when you treat your man to this carnivorous meal, you’re saying, “You’re the man, the guy”. Show him that his dudeness rocks, and treat him to a 250g club steak with chips, onion rings and salad at The office, for R32.
An appetizing melt-in-your-mouth steak is rare to find, so when you discover one you should have it branded, bronzed and mounted. Thankfully, The Office consistently makes saporous steak, which means you can stop looking for a Taxidermist, and applaud the meaty fare on offer.
Savour a 250g whopper prepared by big chefs with oodles of experience. They’ll grill your steak until the true flavour shows itself, and the consistency bows to the superiority of butter. Chips, onion rings and salad accompany this delectable dish, also making it the best-dressed steak in a perfect setting.
Owned by Waldi Schwartz, The Office is an intimate neighbourhood restaurant with a warm social ambience creating a dynamic setting in which to enjoy your meal. The restaurant is classically elegant, making it ideal for business meetings during the day and perfect for socialising in the evening. Local music artists feature from time to time lifting your spirits and making your visit groovy.
For guys who don’t have ladies to treat them to this wicked deal, buy Groupons for your friends, take them to The Office and bond, but please reserve bonding traditions for the trappings of Mother Nature.
Food for thought: In Ancient Egypt King Nebuchadnezzar forbade his army any meat. They could only eat Spinach pancakes because King N. really loved Olive Oil and believed that by feeding spinach to his military, they could defeat Popeye and King N. would win Olive Oil’s heart.