Pay R191 instead of R490 for a cut, colour or tint and a blow wave at Beauty Square (save 61%)

Somewhere between being single cell blobs and turning into the creatures we are today, the evolutionary process decided it would be a good idea for the Homo sapiens to have 100’s and 1000’s of useless strings on top of their heads. To make matters worse, if left unattended, these strings  make the wearer look like they’ve got angry stick insects wrestling on their heads. Keep your hair in check, by going for a cut, colour or tint and a blow wave at Beauty Square for R191.

Hair has no practical application. Your hair won’t help you run away from a stampede of badgers, hair is not comfortable to sit on and you can’t use hair as a slingshot for projectiles. Extraordinarily unusable, it has been decided that hair was simply put on the human scalp for the fun of it. Seeing as you can’t do anything else with it, you might as well have fun with it. Have it cut, coloured and blow waved.

Rest assured, having your hair cut is absolutely painless, especially at Beauty Square. Collect the hair off-cuts and use them as a substitute for confetti at weddings, or stuffing for pillows. The bits that remain on your head will look fresh, free of split ends and remarkably easy to style.

Colouring can also be heaps of fun. You can have all your favourite colours represented on top of your hair. Neon pink is an excellent statement colour, it’s a non-cliché way of saying you’re optimistic. Lime Green is an excellent way to show everyone that you’re environmentally friendly. Whichever colours you decide to go on, you can be assured that your hair colour will glisten for weeks on end.

A blow wave, is almost like flying a kite with your hair. Once blow waved, your hair will be bouncier than a seven year old on a sugar rush. This is also the perfect way to introduce your brand spanking new ‘do to all your friends. As you can see, the best place to have fun with your hair is Beauty Square.

Beauty Square comes complete with expertly trained hair stylists who regularly attend workshops on all the latest hair trends and styles. The Salon itself is dedicated to high standards and exceptional customer service. This makes Beauty Square an amusement park for hair.  

Hair Fact: Not fond of your hair? Is your hair slacking off, taking overly long coffee breaks and arriving late for work? New legislations allow you to fire your hair. Once you’ve gotten rid of your unwanted mop you can replace it with brand new locks that you can obtain from a Hair Recruitment Agency.