Fat, cellulite and stress are like that awkward somebody who hangs around whether you like them or not. No matter how nicely you’ve hinted that they push off or how frequently you’ve tried to ignore them; they hook arms with you and proudly pronounce you friends for life. Get rid of your persistent problem areas with today’s Groupon multi-deal from Girlz Beauty and Fitness.
Distance yourself from your tubby tormentor with an innovative treatment that will have your fat running from your hips in hefty horror. End fat’s unholy reign with this Endermologie treatment and relax as the therapists use an Ergodrive rotating massaging head that activates the fat cells causing them to release and break down fat accumulation. In five sessions, the difference between your before and after will be as noticeable as an ostrich riding a bouncy ball through a shopping mall.
The next deal option promises to swat away that sour stress monkey perched on your shoulder. Melt into that massage chair as the friendly therapists go to work with an Indian head massage, and a shoulder, neck and back massage. The Indian head massage is an age-old stress-relieving treatment which is said to unblock congested energy flows that lead to anything from stress and pain to bad circulation and sinus problems. Once the worry monkey has skulked off; allow the therapists to exfoliate your skin with a dry brush body exfoliation that will leave your skin softer than a softy watching The Notebook.
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Weightless fact: While trying to fix a faulty satellite, a couple of astronauts interrupted a signal that seemed to be coming from Mars. The conversation recorded documents the weight-loss secrets of the extra-terrestrials and how they use chicken broth to rid themselves of cellulite.