Pay R125 for live and dry blood test analysis at Ozone Health Studio, valued at R350 (save 64%)

That red, gooey stuff that parasites are so fond of and which is mercilessly replicated in Hollywood to get the perfect Jackson Pollock splatter effect is more than just vampire juice. Your blood is literally what keeps you alive yet you know so little about it. Today’s Groupon gives you deeper insight: pay R125 for a dry and live blood test analysis at Ozone Health Studio.

Over millions of years the amount of oxygen per Earth inhabitant has greatly decreased and these days you’re only getting about half of the amount of oxygen as your ancient ancestors. As a result of this, almost everyone is oxygen deficient and your blood is not nearly as efficient at cleansing your body as it could be. Your blood’s lack-lustre performance also results in several other negative side-effects including; extra, unwanted weight, allergies, bad breath, depression, eczema, headaches, irritability and nausea.

Ozone Health Studio's thorough live and dry test analysis takes an in-depth look at your life-carrying cells and separates the wheat from the chaff. Studying your blood structure, the technicians will be able to tell you how your blood compares to healthy balanced blood by screening its characteristics.