Pay R289 for a Dermalogica Face-mapping, a Dermalogica Age Smart anti-ageing face treatment and a back and neck massage at View Health and Skincare Clinic, valued at R830 (save 65%)

Face it, although ageing is as natural to a person as creepiness is to a mortician, no-one will admit to taking pleasure in the sight of their skin starting to droop.  In fact, it makes one rather stressed, causing those back and neck muscles to knot up in despair.  Kill two clay pigeons with one stone with today’s Groupon: a Dermalogica Face-mapping, a Dermalogica Age Smart anti-ageing face treatment and a 30-minute back and neck massage for R289 at View Health and Skincare Clinic.   

For aging-related woes and muscular murmurings, pop on down to View Health and Skincare Clinic where the highly skilled and delightfully friendly therapists will attend to your every need like a servant monkey would to its sultan. With a spotless and tranquil French-style interior, all guests are encouraged to leave their stress along with any items of irritancy at the door so that they can revel in the wonderful treatments coming their way. 

All therapists at View Health and Skincare are expertly educated in the secrets of the skin; giving them a professional understanding of what your personal skin type is and with what care it should be treated.  Using world-renowned skincare brand Dermalogica, have your skin examined inch-by-inch with a Face Mapping evaluation which divides the facial landscape into fourteen zones; the findings are noted on a prescription sheet which gives your skin therapist a better understanding of your problem areas before making any professional product recommendation.       

Next allow your therapist to give your skin a revitalising wake-up call with a Dermalogica Age Smart anti-ageing treatment that’s designed to help firm, smooth nourish and regenerate the skin.  The magic is in the secret ingredient that controls the biochemical triggers that lead to ageing; including the hydroxy acid exfoliation which resurfaces and retextures the skin, while the energising massage releases tension in the facial muscles.

If the thought of leaving this oasis of tranquillity makes you and your recently ageless skin weep, then enjoy a muscle-melting 30-minute back and neck massage to finish off the deal.  

Age-old fact:  Many years ago, a tribe in the South American rain forests discovered anti-aging properties in the saliva of the sloth.  While encouraging one of the sloths to spit in a cup, an enraged monkey jumped upon the villagers hitting them with a wooden wrench.  It turned out that the villagers had come face to face with the forest’s most notorious power couple: Monkey Wrench and Bobo the acrobatic sloth.