Pay R499 instead of R1500 when you go for a Coco Chocolate Brazilian Blow Wave at Studio 59 (save 66%)

Medusa-esque scalp snakes have the power to turn any beholder into stone, if not properly maintained. Turn those venomous skull-vipers into glamorous and gossamer wisps with the help of a Brazilian blow wave at Studio 59 for R499.

Your cruel cranium cobras will be rendered as tame as earthworms, when one of Studio 59’s professional snake charmers performs the legendary ritual of the Coco Chocolate Brazilian blow wave. This involves a Studio 59 style oracle applying a preliminary shampoo, enhanced with nutrients derived from the mystical Cacau plant that is thermally locked into the hair.

You will find that your wavy, frizzy, damaged and dull hair is transformed into strands of sheen gauze for months on end. Studio 59 prides itself on delivering a personalized service all the days of the week and free parking for your chariot.  

Hair Fact: Hair was the predecessor to papyrus. Ancient documents were printed on sheets of crocodile hair and pressed with goose dung until they reached a pH level of seven point five. In ancient times this was believed to be the optimal pH range for preserving documents. They were wrong.