Dad sightings in public have decreased in the last thirty years. Fatherologists have released statistics that prove the fact that father sightings have suffered a dramatic decline since the invention of sports channels on satellite television. Today’s Groupon is guaranteed to lure fathers out of the lounge and into Buena Vista for a cigar, a glass of wine and nachos for R80.
Just one mention of a Davidoff cigar, will provoke a rabbit-caught-in-the-headlights response out of even the most reclusive patriarch. Fathers instinctively know of the prestige and smoking pleasure that comes with the renowned Davidoff cigars. These imported Cuban cigars come with an elaborate history that every dad knows off by heart.
Fathers are rendered helpless with promises of Zevenwacht wine. It goes without saying that wines from Stellenbosch are like cigars from Cuba. Zevenwacht means the seven expectations and the average father expects at least seven glasses of this palate hypnotising wine per annum.
Buena Vista is a Che Guevara inspired Cuban themed social café and cigar lounge, worthy of a father’s pride. Treat your father to this Groupon and you might discover the suave sophisticated Metro Goldwin Mayer Marlin Brando, hair slicked back, side that he hides in the basement. Along with detailed archives of all the asinine things you’ve ever done.
Father Fact: Fathers are useful for: run-ins with the law, useful gems of wisdom, such as ‘your mother never needs to know about this’ and when buttered up with compliments, have been prone to sporadic bouts of generosity.