Indulge in a half day spa experience for R336 at Yemaya Spa, valued at R840 (save 60%)

Mediterranean cucumbers are not for lighting fires. Maybe you eat socks and frown like arctic monkey. Gibble gibble gibble. If this is how your mind is feeling, today’s deal has your name written all over it. Escape to Yemaya Spa for half a day and revive mind, body, spirit and especially mind with a 30 minute back and neck massage, 30 minute foot massage, 30 minute Indian Head Massage and one hour use of sauna, shower and jacuzzi facilities.

A day, or half day at Yemaya Spa is like three weeks in the Maldives or a visit to a crunchy peanut butter factory, if you were a squirrel. Of course, unlike a trip to the Maldives you can slip this into a busy schedule or even skip a meeting for a half day at Yemaya. Pack up your bare necessities, head over to Yemaya and forget about your worries and your strife. Even before you’ve settled in on the massage table or put your feet up for a foot massage, you’ll already feel at peace.  

When it comes to luxury and attention to detail, Yemaya spa leaves no hot stone or foot spa unturned. In fact, if the fussy Princess and The Pea were to open a spa, it would be very much like Yemaya. Boasting body loving treatments for every ache, pain and cranny, the entire spa menu consists strictly of dessert for muscles. Not only are the treatments amazing, Yemaya is seriously fun to say (yemaya, maya, maya, maya), even more fun when said to a friend or an arch enemy – “I’m off for a pamper session at Yemaya”.

From the moment you step inside the cool confines your senses will go on holiday. But not to worry, each therapist is trained to rejuvenate and revive tired muscles as well as interpret nonsensical garble of over-relaxed tongues. With their intense upper body strength they not only give incredible massages and treatments, but can also support you to your car as a day at Yemaya is sure to make you incredibly dozy and render your legs uselessly relaxed.

Stress fact: In Reno, people are such workaholics that by law each company must have an intervention department. This department has to ensure that employees don’t leave the office later than 11:42pm each day. Employees have been known to hide in their desk cabinets and scream words like “Don’t take my financial report from me!” when forcefully removed from the office.