Knots. Tee-totalling sailors make them, gondolas drift out to sea without them and gymnasts get sent to hospitals stuck in them. While these knots are annoying, they are always better anywhere else than in the human body. Massage all the kinks out of your body with a Swedish massage from Soulful Beauty for R365.
A Swedish massage is like tenderising your muscles, but without the hammer. Soulful Beauty therapists use a combination of effleurage (effleurage being a massage technique only the coolest therapists know of) kneading, building friction, stretching and tapping massaging strokes to heat up, release tension and unravel the tangled mess that is your muscles. Based on Western anatomical muscle maps, a Swedish massage is like a Spanish explorer discovering the uncharted sources of strain within your body.
Soulful Beauty harnesses the aromatic prowess of Decléor essential oils to crumble the bricks on your shoulders, evict the monkeys from your back and dissolve the lead from your feet. A combination of more than 30 years of scientific research and cosmetic expertise culminates into 40 essential oils used in a variety of 150 formulae so soothing, the muscles are transported into a state of Nirvana. This is probably why Decléor is considered the world’s leading aromatherapy brand.
Exceptional as Decléor is, in the hands of an expert therapist, it takes your muscles to paradise. But in the hands of someone who is aromatherapy-intolerant, it can cause involuntary flamingo dancing. Good thing that Soulful Beauty is staffed with masterful massage therapists. These experienced therapists have a black belt in muscle-wrestling and will kick those asinine everyday stresses in the jaw.
Muscle Statistic: In a recent poll conducted by prominent physiologists Dr Unter Preschure, it was discovered that seven out of every three muscles don’t like being put in the ring with Bulgarian shot-put champions.