Pay R320 for a Carboxy Therapy anti-cellulite treatment at Renaissance Skin Science, valued at R800 (save 60%)

Carbon dioxide is a very underrated gas; it is to plants what clean, fresh air is to humans, it’s what gives soft drinks that “aaaah” fizz and it flows down your throat, and is used in fire extinguishers and even in industrial lasers to slice and dice pretty much anything thrown in front of it. Enjoy another one of the gas’s many applications with today’s Groupon; Pay R320 for a Carboxy Therapy anti-cellulite treatment at Renaissance Skin Science.

Located in the heart of the City Bowl, Renaissance Skin Science is your go-to beauty and wellness center, offering a wide variety of treatments and therapies that will bring out the best in you. Their professional team of skin specialists and experts are more skilled at administering treatments and therapies than beavers are at building dams and will have you singing their praises before your session’s even halfway done. The establishment is a stress-free area of beautification where you’ll be overwhelmed by happy-happy joy-joy feelings and let go of anything ailing you. An indepth consultation will result in a treatment that uses the best techniques in cosmetic dermatology. The patient care will leave you satisfied long after your treatment and your new appearance will be a constant reminder of the professional care you received.

 

Carboxy Therapy was not a late-eighties band that somehow managed to fly under your radar but is in fact a revolutionary therapy that uses carbon dioxide to treat various conditions. Developed in France over half-a-century ago, it has been used in the treatment of stretch marks, cellulite and hypertrophic scars with impressive results. Some clever people in white coats armed with clipboards and powerful intellects showed that the therapy improves skin elasticity and circulation, encourages collagen repair, improves the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles, and destroys localized fatty deposits. Because it’s a natural gas and a constituent of your very being, it’s harmless and no more risky than reading your favourite magazine in the sun.

 

Fishy fact: In rural Alabama, also known as ‘bat country’ due to its enormous baseball bat collection, residents have found another use for its namesake piece of sporting gear. By attaching a baseball bat to end of a fishing rod and walloping clients with it, a new weight-loss technique was discovered.