According to scientists, dinosaurs actually perished due to their inability to do the Macarena and their lack of opposable thumbs, making it impossible to tune their TV to catch the weather report on the evening news. Another misconception is that all body sculpting beauty treatments require sweaty exercise. Get rid of your persistent problem areas with four cellulite-slaying non-invasive Lipomassage treatments for R400 at Skinspa South.
The ironic thing about losing weight is that when it actually happens, it often comes at the price of your prized womanly curves. Though you’re trying to lose those loathed love handles, first you’ll lose your bust, buttocks and that cute little dimple your boyfriend loves. Enter the Lipomassage – a treatment that’ll have your orange-peel nemesis running for the hills in hefty horror without losing your lovely lady lumps.
With the ability to target and in turn treat your problem areas, the Lipomassage is by far one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cellulite and getting-way-too-comfortable centimetres. With their friendly and professional technicians and sparkling clean salon, Skinspa will perform your 20-minute treatment with the legendary LPG Machine – the world leader in cellular stimulation and natural slimming treatments.
End cellulite’s unholy reign and relax as the therapists use an Ergodrive rotating massaging head that activates the fat cells causing them to release and break down fat accumulation. In about five sessions, the difference between your before and after will be as noticeable as an ostrich riding a bouncy ball through a shopping mall.
Weightless fact: While trying to fix a faulty satellite, a couple of astronauts interrupted a signal that seemed to be coming from Mars. The conversation recorded documents the weight-loss secrets of the extra-terrestrials and how they use chicken broth to rid themselves of cellulite.