Pay R55 for a mini valet valued at R110 at Willows Car Wash (save 50%)

Forget about dogs, the car is really man’s best friend. It knows all your deepest, darkest and most painful secrets. Much like KITT, that Knight Rider guy’s car. Show your car some appreciation with today’s Groupon – a mini valet for R55 at Willows Car Wash.

Willows’ skilled workers are as agile as monkeys, moving with swift motions like a scene out of a Jackie Chan movie. Armed with chamois, they’ll rid the bonnet of the insect remains from that trip to Shangri-la, and bathe your car in soapy sud goodness. The full treatment involves a good quality man, a chamois, a vacuum, and other tools that aid in beautifying both the inside and outside of your car.

Willows Car Wash is conveniently located in Willowbridge North, which means you can kill time with a bit of retail therapy while your pretty baby gets a “wax on, wax off” demonstration from the masters. It’ll seem like the specialist’s skills literally rubbed off on your car when you start maneuvering through the traffic like a ninja-monkey.

Car Fact: The world record for “fastest unconventional car” is held by a Scandinavian woman. She was entered into the book of records in 1999 for a design she developed in her backyard, involving nine hockey balls, an engine and a large tin drum.