Scientists have predicted that in 2045, the key to losing weight will lie in people saying “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” three times a day after a session in a mind control machine that convinces you that you have lost weight. Until then, manage your weight with today’s Groupon: Pay R99 for a weight loss workshop for men and women OR pay R128 and add a one-month unlimited ladies-only gym membership at The Weightloss Coach.
Losing weight requires patience and consistency, much like trying to teach your cat to fetch the newspaper and read it aloud to you in a posh accent every morning. The weight loss gurus at The Weightloss Coach are trained to help you manage your weight, teaching you that the path to weight-loss is more of a stable, consistent stride than a Usain Bolt sprint. With their informative, enlightening weight-loss workshop, which is aimed at men and women, the professional coaches get to the bottom of your weight issues. The workshop session includes weighing and measurements, as well as a detailed lesson pertaining to weight-loss.
Conveniently situated in Canal Walk shopping centre, The Weightloss Coach workshop also covers important topics such as eating a healthy breakfast, your metabolism, and information about proteins, sugars and Glycaemic Index (GI). If you would prefer to add some physical activity to your newfound weight management knowledge you can burn the kilos with a one-month unlimited ladies only gym membership. With fellow females Comfortable, secluded and away from roaming eyes, you’ll be able to work towards the body you’ve always desired in their fully-equipped gym.
Weight loss fact: In 1990 historians claimed they had found the original tower that Rapunzel was locked in. The tower, which was filled with gigantic pillows, is situated in a small village in Kathmandu. Women, who are eager to lose weight, hold a candlelight vigil outside of the tower every night as the ghost of Rapunzel visits after dusk and brings with her apple and cinnamon diet pills.