Cutting oneself in half, engineering a clone or having extra arms attached seems like fantastic ways to get more done. For those not prepared to spend hours shopping for eight-sleeved shirts, having two one legged versions of themselves hopping about or being upstaged by a new and improved version of one’s self, a PA is the next best thing. Today’s Groupon offers one month’s subscription of PA services with My PA.
It’s not that one can’t stand in a queue at home affairs, or arrange entertainers proficient in elfish for the neighbour’s poodle’s bored of the rings themed birthday party. It’s that no one wants to. Banking expeditions, processing medical aid claims, or making holiday arrangements are painful and time consuming. These are things that cut into time that is best spent on doing almost anything else.
Personalicus Assistantae is a highly versatile creature, so organised it can separate and alphabetically file a five-year-old’s thoughts. A My PA personal assistant can make travel and holiday arrangements, organise events, complete general and personal admin working off mono-syllabic instructions.
No more visa dramas, no more holiday booking surprises, no IRS officials knocking on the door, botched golf days, bank expeditions and stacks of un-exchanged Franks lying about gathering Sinatras. Services include, but are not limited to:
- Travel: visas, passport, accommodation, flights, transfers, forex, car hire
- Events: golf days, corporate functions, special occasions.
- Admin: all Ad hoc services.
- Personal: medical aid claims, tax returns, property management, pay fines, all errands (banking, shopping and more).
PA Fact: PA’s hail from the planet Sortia. A year on the recently discovered planet Sortia is 30 seconds long. This is why a PA’s time perception is inhumanly fast, allowing them to think at the speed of sound. When dissected, a PA’s brain resembles a squishy filing cabinet.