If Doctor Evil and Mojo Jojo taught the world anything, it was that the most efficient way to shave off unnecessary hair was to put yourself in the line of fire and then hope for the best. Subject yourself to less dangerous treatments with today’s Groupon: one or two sessions of laser hair removal at Contra-Dixions.
Though they have nothing else in common, one thing that the experts at Contra-Dixions do share with the likes of super-villains is the skill needed to wield a laser; though of a far different kind. The equipment used in the serene yet trendy studio is of top quality and yields results more impressive than Gene Simmons’ tongue. With hands and equipment in a marriage of minds, hair will be shed in a matter of minutes. Choose one of the following options:
- Pay R240 for one session of laser hair removal, valued at R550
- Pay R330 for two sessions of laser hair removal, valued at R1100
Whether you want to prepare for the beach season with a bikini session, rid your underarms of its winter blankets or destroy all remnants of a bad Movember month, the laser sessions have got you covered. Working like ninjas to confiscate your fur-fiends, the one or two sessions will leave you with parts smoother than 007. Customers will also be able to purchase laser hair removal bundles at the Contra-Dixions studios at discounted prices.Hair fact: A tribe living in the Sahara desert, used to make shawls to celebrate their holiday known as Mammoth day. On Mammoth day they would knit these shawls to resemble the mammoth’s hairy coat and use their arms to imitate its long nose. This holiday was loved by all, especially children and weird uncles.