Pay R1680 for six g-string laser hair removal sessions OR pay R960 for six under-arm laser hair removal sessions OR pay R999 for 10 micro-current non-surgical facelift sessions at Slenderline (save 60%)

Three things come to mind when one thinks of lasers: the startling beam that laughing juveniles shine in your eyes, the painful removal of that band tattoo, and the light-saber laser that turned Anakin Skywalker to the dark side.  Put the laser’s bad rep to rest and meet a laser as gentle as a meditating mongoose with a gentle E-light laser hair removal treatment with today’s Groupon: six G-string laser hair removal sessions for R1920 or six underarm laser hair removal sessions for R960 or ten Perfecta micro-current non-surgical facelift sessions from Slenderline.        

If you’re looking for highly qualified therapists who treat you like an empress, Slenderline is the place to go. Often called the ‘kingdom of hair removal’ with more laser experience than a Jedi master; the therapists at Slenderline use an E-light laser to treat your densely populated hair problem.  Suited to all skin types, the lasers use 60% less light energy than similar treatments, making them safer and gentler in the effective removal of all types of dark hair as well as the treatment of ingrown hairs.  The gentle pulses of targeted energy isolate the treatment area, leaving the surrounding skin free from any potential side-effects or discomfort.     

Dedicated to providing world class service, the friendly and qualified therapists are committed to treating each client with as much personal attention and care as possible.  Slenderline itself takes pride in providing a calming and relaxing environment for clients while remaining spotless and professional. 

Though not coming from the laser family, the micro-current facelift is just as misunderstood.  Anything that can give you a facelift without surgery is dodgier than a tattoo artist with no tattoos, right? Discover a non-surgical treatment that gives you the results of a facelift without the sinister surgery risks and judgemental “you had surgery?!” questions.  A Perfecta micro-current facelift utilises micro-current technology which uses gentle electrical stimulation to trigger the body's natural skin enhancement chemicals.  In  layman’s terms, the therapists apply gentle electronic stimulation to the skin surface using fine dual prongs which promotes healthy cell production and cell repair, giving your skin a youthful glow. 

Hairy fact: One of the most visited concept-spas is situated just outside New York City.  Dedicated to the paradoxical use of Americanisms, the spa is called Yo Brother’s Momma’s House and is popular with tourists and lumberjacks.