The gym for some is filled with gruelling going-nowhere-slowly contraptions that are of little use to those women who regularly work out, but who are still stuck with the dreaded saddle bags, orange skin dimples and no-matter-if-you-never-ate-again-they-ain’t-gonna-budge love handles. Today’s Groupon is the ideal solution for these women: Pay R224 for two full body lipomassage by Endermologie treatments at D&D Spa.
Sure, the gym is great for working out, but what about those fantastic hips you inherited from your grandmother or saddle bags from your great aunt up in the western part of America? No matter how hard you work at these problem areas at gym, they still don’t budge. By now, you’re probably ready to give up your left orange peel ridden leg for a quick fix. Unfortunately, this Groupon is not a quick fix. What it is however, is two of the six sessions you’ll need to begin to see these problem areas disappear.
The magicians providing this seemingly amazing solution to a lifetime of banana bulge are the dedicated and professional therapists at D&D Spa. From the moment you step onto the D&D property (which is also the same property as the Cellars-Hohenort Hotel) you will feel a sense of calmness and even feel those jeans loosen a little around the thigh and hip area.
The therapists at D&D administer the lipomassage by Endermologie with the help of the new Ergodrive head. The head moves like a tennis ball on a court at Wimbledon as it rolls around the problem area, conditioning the skin and revitalising blood and lymphatic circulation. While this may feel amazing, its real purpose is to eliminate fat deposits, which it does a little more with every session. In fact this little rotating head is responsible for eliminating more than 70% of the fat deposits under the skin. Like playing a single tennis match for the entire duration of Wimbledon itself, but let’s face it, who has the time for that?
The sessions are only 35 minutes long each and while this Groupon is only for two of these miraculous sessions, the therapists at D&D Spa would love to see you again, with your credit card, of course.
Fatilicious fact: Italy is home to the world’s most beautiful models. Many restaurants are by law not allowed to serve dessert to models in restaurants so as to not ruin the reputation of having the thinnest models in the world. The last waiter to serve dessert to a model lost a finger.