It is a well-known fact that all good things come in threes; the three musketeers, the strong brother-hood of the three little pigs and the camembert, cranberry and chicken combination. It is only fitting then, that massages too come in a pleasing package of three. Indulge in the wonder of threes with today’s deal: a Doctor Fish™ nibble, Indian head massage and Swedish back, neck and shoulder massage for R120 at Dr Fish Spa.
Equipped with talent far beyond that of any ordinary massage therapist, the skilled body handlers at Dr Fish Spa are a force that no natural disaster can match up to. With fishy firecrackers originally from southern Turkey and northern Syria at their side, the combination of hands, fins and suckers make for remarkable spa sensations rendering all bodies feeling blooming brilliant after three thunderous therapies.
Though some may think that the best way to pamper your parts is to roll around with a bunch of walruses, others know that this would be a dangerous task, and that the true effortless pamper session lies with Doctor Fish™. Immerse your parts in the hot spa pool with the hundreds of general practitioner fish and let nature’s massage therapists do all the work. Like at least one grandparent, the fish have no teeth and use powerful sucking and nibbling actions to remove dead skin from the body. With the tame fish micro massaging your body, you’ll be overcome with relaxing sensations and your body will automatically release fatigue.
The pamper party continues with an Indian head massage. Breathing soothing vibrations through their fingers and into your head with ease, the massage has a de-stressing effect on your whole body. Improving the blood flow to the head and neck, the distribution of nutrients is increased, encouraging healing throughout your form and making you feel better than when the vending machine gives you two things instead of one.
Swooping in to complete the terrific trio is a Swedish massage executed with more skill than an agile monkey. Working out knots hiding from the finger police, the massage will break up muscle “knot” crime syndicates, releasing all tension into the immediate atmosphere. After the 30-minute session you’ll feel better than that guy who always gets the last Fling in the packet and combined with the other two delicious body treats, there’ll be no stopping the pleasurable sensation that will overcome your form.
Body Fact: According to archaeologist, Marjories House, ancient human beings practiced excessive massaging therapies on their left shoulder. This was accidentally discovered after a post-it fell into a grave she had exhumed and when she jumped in to retrieve it, she found a manual detailing all massaging practices of the ancient times