Pay R250 for an Elipse IPL bikini line hair removal worth R500 at The Heritage Retreat (save 50%)

Hoarding is defined as storing things you don’t need. Bikini line hair falls under ‘things you don’t need’. Break the hoarding habit and do some spring cleaning with today’s Groupon – a long-lasting smooth bikini line for only R250 at The Heritage Retreat.

Located in Hillcrest Shopping and Lifestyle Centre, The Heritage Retreat is the ideal escape from all that is rushed and upside-down in this world. In fact, if the lady at till number 9 rips you off or you accidently tear a dress while trying it on, you could easily fit a session in between the items on your shopping list.

You’re probably asking yourself: Why would I want to buy a smooth bikini line when summer’s just ended? Well see, that’s the great thing about summer: it tends to come around more than once in a lifetime. Hence, if you’re any good at Geography you’d know that before this Groupon expires it will once again be that time of year where bikinisare pulled out of the closet.

Though laser hair removal isn’t exactly caramel truffles raining down from the heavens, the lovely surroundings and caring therapists make it easy to bear, kind of like chocolate coated raisins falling from a tree. Permanently smooth skin requires more than one treatment, but chances are once you get your first feel of razor-free smooth bikini line, it won’t be long before you’re back for session number two.

Mad dogs and razor fact: In German finger puppet shows during the early 1800’s, puppeteers used razors as swords. However this was banned after the 1863 production of Paw 3 when famous puppeteer Herr Vinger’s finger got severed by a twin blade disposable razor when the puppet Mad Dog chopped off the head of Herr’s puppet.