Termites use it as rafts in the raging waters of the gutter, plankton use it to build hospices for their young and ants use it as parachutes when they leap off the tops of anthills. However, to the average human being, the only function of a dead skin cell is to rob you of your youth and leave you looking like a worn-out energy-saving light bulb. Rejuvenate with today’s youth-enhancing and skin-brightening Groupon: a Lamelle revitalising facial peel OR a microdermabrasion treatment and a 15-minute massage for R200 at Hillcrest Laser Clinic.
Combining professional and friendly hands with state-of-the-art equipment and world-class products, the Hillcrest Laser Clinic happy-face-making minions will sort your façade in mere minutes. Whether you choose to revitalise and do away with that Great Wall of China dead-skin-cell-barrier, or undertake a youth-enhancing voyage with the microdermabrasion treatment, either way you’re guaranteed a face free of dead-skin cells likely to be used as rafts for transporting termite food in the raging gutter-seas.
Set in Hillcrest in a well-established, sophisticated health centre, the transformation into face-fantastique takes place in a tranquil surrounding. Holding acclaimed Lamelle products at their side, the beauty experts will send dead skin cells into retreat, cleansing and clearing clogged pores while still being suitable for almost all skin types. The microdermabrasion serves pretty much the same purpose while promoting the generation of new collagen and improving resistance to the effects of aging. Regardless of the treatment you choose, you’re bound to end up looking like that younger version of yourself you always wanted people to mistake you for.
Face Fact: There is a man named, Jack in Bredasdorp who claims to be the best face-healer the world has ever seen. He claims to have made faces look at least ten years younger in the space of only 30 minutes. Researchers are yet to discover his handiwork.