Pay R120 for beautiful nails with a manicure for you and a friend from Nails 4 U valued at R240 (save 50%)

Breaking a nail is one thing; having torn nails catch a thread on a new top and collect fluff, is expensive and akin to food stuck in teeth. When children start running from your self-cannibalized fingertips, it’s time to visit Nails 4 U and enjoy a fabulous nail overhaul for R120.

This Groupon is ideal as a Mother’s Day gift; mom will forgive the fact that she spent gazillions on nasty tasting chemicals trying to stop you savagely striping away part of your self-respect.

The skilled and friendly nail technicians at Nails 4 U have perfected the art of shaping, maintaining and dressing up these wondrous little extensions. They will lovingly soak your fingers, treat them to a revitalizing exfoliation and a relaxing massage. The technician will then then sculpt each tip to perfection; polishing the nail and finishing off with a jaw-dropping gasp enducing colour nail varnish. There’s nothing quite like beautifully manicured fingers that say, ‘look at me, look at me, okay, keep looking’.

Nella Dee, Nails 4 U’s new owner, has won the Professional Beauty Nail Salon award, and has ten years experience under her belt.  With technicians delivering quality manicures, she runs a make-me-pretty tight ship. These ladies know that groceries, dishes and playing in the dirt is a great recipe for lumberjack hands. Best you put your one exhausted hand in the hands of the specialists while sipping your complimentary cappuccino with the other. Carefully, very, very, carefully.

Be warned this manicure is so fine you may find yourself showing random strangers ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos. The nail technicians at Nails 4 U will be than happy to hold the camera for you.

Nail fact: There are no nails in the North Pole and people use staples instead. Women stock up on staples from the nearby staple factory and staple their hubbies beards to the dining tables letting them gnaw at the wood for dinner when they come home without the tuna bacon. Sometimes they hit them over the head with a notebook.