Pay R125 instead of R250 for a manicure, pedicure and neck and shoulder massage at Beauty Beyond (save 50%)

Without hands and feet, knees would be forced to teach themselves how to wield a pen and hi-fives would be given up in favour of hi-head butts. Thank your hands, feet and the parts that keep your head in place with today’s Groupon: a manicure, a pedicure and a neck and shoulder massage for R125 at Beauty Beyond.

Cocooning a tranquil and serene atmosphere that gets most jelly-legged as soon as they enter the spa’s doors, Beauty Beyond is the go-to place for stressed Durbanites seeking sanctuary. Armed with a team of expertly skilled beauty specialists who know just how to keep toes and fingers pleased, pamper sessions warrant murmurs of appreciation from thankful bodies. Professional and friendly, the workforce of beautilicious experts make a point of using top quality products to achieve best results.

Pamper your pedal appendages and favour your fingers with the pedicure and manicure combo. Taking complete control of your phalanges, your treat starts with luxurious soaks and hand and foot massages, giving them thanks for the good work they do, making said hands and feet achieve shear bliss. Providing them with the opportunity to step into flip-flops and denounce all future glove wearing, move on to other body parts to continue the pamper party. Making their way to your neck and shoulders, trivial tensions will be instantly removed with the therapists’ nimble fingers. Getting rid of those visitors that showed up uninvited, not only will your neck and shoulders feel refreshed and revitalised, but your head will be thankful that it once again has a sturdy pedestal on which to rest itself.

Health fact: Masses of corn on the cob is imported to the North Pole annually. Locals swear that the mielies are perfect as anti-nausea agents in this region, meaning that there is a high probability that people in the North Pole should reconsider their diets.