The Swedish are useful for a lot of things and have given the world good cheese, a pop band consisting of two women and two men who sing about money and dancing queens and the invention of dynamite. Another thing they’re really useful for is the Swedish massage. Try one of these Swedish massages at Urban Retreat for R160 and save 60%.
The beauty therapists at Urban Retreat are highly skilled and motivated to ensure that every Urban Retreat experience is unforgettable. Their commitment to delivering unwavering service and professionalism is hard to beat, especially with their out the box working hours. Between 5am and 10pm seven days a week, these masters of massage administer the Swedish massage as though they had learnt from Swedish masters themselves. Of course, these Swedish masters live high up in the Alps and have very large hands from spending every hour of every day massaging people.
The Swedish massage is ideal for improving circulation and relieving muscle tension. If you like, the beauty salon can play a bit of music from that aforementioned pop quartet and serve some Swedish cheese to make you feel as though you’re really in Sweden, getting all your kinks and stresses removed. However, there’s not much they can do to create the illusion of snow.
Massage fact: Chinese people have such small and nimble hands even though they administer their famous Chinese massage daily. This is because they get other therapists to massage their hands with special chopsticks. It’s referred to as the Chinese circle of massagers, or 中圈按摩器. Shirts can be bought at all good tourist shops in China supporting the circle.