One would imagine that people who cut wood wear plead and boots, sport big beards and would be able to point you in the direction of a really hearty and wholesome meal. They’ll probably point you in the direction of Woodcutters in Westville where you can enjoy a delicious 200g rump steak and chips for R36.
There are few foods that provide you with the feeling that rump steak does. 200g of mouth watering meat coated in a mouth-watering Woodcutters’ legendary sauce with chips and a delicious dipping sauce will satisfy tummies and fill hearts with joy. Making you feel happier than a plead wearing lumberjack who has cut down his quota of trees for the year in a single day.
Feel free to bring the kids along and make it a family affair. Let them play in the kiddie’s area, watch a movie or play some games while you enjoy your delicious rump steak in peace back at the table. In reality the kids play area is just a way to ensure that the kids don’t see you losing control of your mouth and devouring down this delectable mound of pure grade beef. Don’t worry though, you’ll be provided with a wet wipe or two to hide any evidence before your kids return to the table.
While your stomach may be filled you can be sure that your mouth will continue munching on anything to find that Woodcutters taste. Expect many midnight cravings and random pouring of sauce all over your face to try and replicate that Woodcutters experience. However, unless you’re actually at Woodcutters, this attempt will fail every time.
Steaky fact: Many restaurants in Salt Lake City have steak eating competitions. The twist is that they need to build a jigsaw puzzle while eating the steak. The first person to eat their steak and complete the puzzle the fastest wins a lifetimes supply of wet wipes.