Trying to conquer the battle of the frizz often results in too much product poured onto the top of your head and a unique hair-brush and hair combination putting the top of your head on the fine line between award-winning sculpture and the monstrosity that children fear. Straighten out your hair with today’s Groupon: a Brazilian blow dry treatment for R525 at Hair Beautiful.
With stylists who know the ins, outs and everywhere betweens of hair and their preferences, Hair beautiful will have you free of villainous frizz fiends in no time. Having mastered the art of mystical wild root taming, the skilled professionals are nothing short of hair-domesticating wizards, commanding unruly hair to come forth and abandon devious games of scheming. With the help of the Brazilian blow dry, your hair will be as tame and meek as a pygmy hippo calf.
The formaldehyde-free Keratin treatment starts with a gentle and soothing wash, followed by a show of mastery involving straightening irons and skilful hands. Rather than wipe out all the character from your hair, the treatment takes on a gentle demeanour and eliminates the unruly frizz instead. Said to relax between 50 and 80 percent of your curl, the Brazilian blow dry will leave you with manageable hair that warrants Disney-esque musical soliloquys from pleased hairbrushes. Some stylists have said that if you look closely enough, you can see wisps of hair dancing along in a choreographed routine. Other stylists say that they are actually just swaying in appreciation.
Hairy Fact: In a study about Rapunzel’s hair, rumoured to be as long as the Thames River, researchers proved that it could be used for emergency situations in a helicopter (if one needed to be lowered). It was also proven that if wound the correct way, her hair would be strong enough to remove bottle caps.