Pay R55 for any large pizza and a large margarita at Mamarazzi Pizza, valued at R110 (save 50%)

Scientists have predicted that in the year 2030, the human diet will solely consist of pizzas and jellybeans; also moose will rule the world and demand that on Fridays at 3pm people don detachable antlers and dance to gangster rap. Be avant-garde and start your pizza devotion with any large pizza and a large margarita at Mamarazzi Pizza for R55.

Mamarazzi Pizza situated in Hillcrest, makes its pizza the way the pizza Gods intended; wood-fired. With its chilled, laid back ambience and friendly staff, this pizza paradise is the perfect spot to appease any grumbling tummy that sounds like its competing in a bear-growl contest. Their extensive menu caters for meat lovers as well as herbivores with a list of chicken, pork, beef and vegetarian pizza options. However, deciding which large pizza to choose could prove more difficult than trying to catch an owl with a big net made out of air or trying to fit your moose antlers into your cubbyhole.

Pizza is one of the other Seven Wonders of the World that didn’t quite beat Stonehenge to get on the list, but it came pretty close. This scrumptious round labour of love has been the perfect breakfast, lunch and dinner meal for years. With various toppings, sauces and thickness of crusts, pizza never gets boring and its followers continue to grow daily. Pizza lovers who have devoted their tummy space to this delicious dish will surely squeal with the delight of a six year old girl at Christmas with this Groupon treat.

Once your lips have met with the mouth-watering slices of this large pizza and large Margarita, you will never be the same again.  It is a well-known fact that a lack of exposure to Mamarazzi Pizza may cause you to start talking in a Russian accent and go around demanding to know where your Ushanka is, in a loud booming voice. Scaring people isn’t fun so make sure you stay a happy camper with the delicious pizzas from Mamarazzi Pizza.

Pizza fact: In a village in Guatemala kids use old hard pizza crusts as sticks to make little stick men. They give the crusts eyes and hair and then put on elaborate plays for their parents, much to their delight.