Slurping soup and ending up with the lower half of your face drenched in liquefied vegetables is generally frowned upon in polite society and no matter how delicious ice-cream is it shouldn’t end up on the tip of your nose. Unlike these relatively-simple-to-eat foods, there is practically no non-messy way to eat ribs. Embrace your messy side and get all-you-can-eat ribs with chips and onion rings at The Black Bull for R60.
Though braised steak and salmon roses are neat, delicious dinnertime fare, every once in a while, the human being craves the type of food they can really sink their canines into. The ideal place to indulge in the type of chow-down session your mom would have scolded you for as a child, The Black Bull is a throw-back to the days when restaurants didn’t have unpronounceable dishes on the menu and the tables weren’t overcrowded with floral-centrepieces.
Like buffalo wings and most other saucilicious foods, a rack of ribs can sometimes make a person feel like a bear coming out of hibernation, stumbling to the river and scooping up the first salmon they see; no matter what happens, nothing could distract you from those ribs. Unfortunately, this can lead to that moment where you go to take another bite and end up with nothing but a mouthful of air and a crushing sense of disappointment; with all-you-can-eat ribs, you never have to worry about that feeling again. Tender, perfectly cooked and with a sauce-ratio that will have even the herbivores looking on in envy, all-you-can-eat might turn into you’re going to have to roll home after this.
While a balanced diet doesn’t need to mean equal portions of green beans with your steak, it doesn’t mean having a cookie in each hand either – every meal needs to have some veggies to accompany it. Potatoes and onions are both vegetables. While finding a stray onion ring with your serving on fries usually brings about a feeling similar to finding a treasure chest of crunchy, delicious gold, getting a full serving of onion rings along with your fries can’t even be compared to another feeling.
The only tough decision you’ll have to make during the night is which combination to use your napkins and wetwipes in.
Saucy Fact: A pharmaceutical company in Eastern Europe recently debut by a gel capsule filled with BBQ sauce and a large variety of minerals, the pill is marketed at people who hate vegetables.