Pay R99 for a 1-hour full body massage at The Beauty Clinic, valued at R290 (save 66%)

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In a Nutshell

  • Save 66% on a 1-hour full body massage
  • Professional massage therapists
  • Unwind and release built up tension
  • Perfect as a gift

The Fine Print

  • Booking essential: 043 726 3217/043 726 1739
  • One Groupon per person per visit, additional Groupons may be bought as gifts
  • Groupon redeemable Monday to Saturday
  • Groupon redeemable for up to 3 months
  • Groupon only valid and issued once deal closes
  • Redemption only on presentation of printed Groupon
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That awkward moment when you’ve found the perfect hiding place in a game of hide and go seek, and your rusty limbs send out a high pitched squeak, giving you and your ingenious hiding place away. Take the oil can to your joints with a full body massage for R99 at The Beauty Clinic.

Placidly pale in complexion, the sea green exterior of The Beauty Clinic perfectly displays the calm interior of the establishment. Having mastered the art of massage, these therapeutic body healers will oil your whining hinges like only a trained Beauty Clinic masseuse can. The tin man would have wept for joy, had he known of these spectacular specialists.

The one hour full body massage is the perfect release for built up tension. Working out the stiffness in every region of your body, the therapists will expel every alien stress smidgen in the vicinity and neutralise them with special techniques like the “tension-slaying deathstare”. With a form free of martian visitors, and joints nimble and flexible once again, it’s not unlikely that you’ll be off to that secret hiding place quieter and faster than a mouse on a cheetah on a concord.  Just make sure you set a time limit so that you don’t end up there for the rest of your days.

Body Fact: In East Germany, experts have recommended that all rowboats have popcorn machines installed on board. Chewing popcorn while rowing burns an enormous amount of calories and the combined motions of chewing and rowing exercises your joints, while acting as a natural face massage therapy.    

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