Pay R99 for a Matrix moisture and protein treatment, including a blow wave at Skindeep (save 59%)

It’s no fun missing out on the action; it’s even less fun when the reason behind your odd absence is that your hair looks like a summer-camp for magpies.  Instead of sitting in solitude and mourning what was once your crowning glory, grab today’s Groupon and treat your lacklustre locks to a Matrix moisture and protein treatment, including a blow wave for R99 at Skindeep.    

If your frizzy, curly or achingly belligerent hair has become as unmanageable as a sugar-rushing jungle duck – unbearable –  then it’s time to call in the hair professionals at Skindeep for an emergency taming session.  With their friendly and professional stylists, Skindeep is the ultimate destination for troubled and delinquent hair.  Conveniently situated in East London’s Berea, Skindeep is a trendy yet relaxed salon and the perfect getaway for tired and world-weary hair.  Instantly calming you once you set foot inside, the soothing interior of the well-known establishment will prepare you and your lame locks for a new beginning.

Allow the styling stylist’s skilled manual naartjie-peelers to sculpt your hell-hair into a shiny beacon of hope with an incredible nourishing and moisturising treatment from hair-product giants, Matrix.  The treatment and its active ingredients work to replenish each strand with nourishing moisture and restore strength and elasticity; making you hair so strong it could tow a truck of teeming tiger-mammoths.  To put the sprinkles on the cupcake, enjoy a beautifying blow wave that’ll style your hair to a perfection that only Skindeep can provide. 

Hairendous fact: The man who invented the blow wave is renowned for having a lime green tongue.  Legend has it that when he worked in a nacho cheese factory, he ate so much guacamole that his tongue turned a permanent shade of green.