Pay R167 for a platter for two, including two cocktails or two glasses of wine, beer or soft drinks at The Senate Lounge, valued at R335 (Save 50%)

Like the sound of a vacuum cleaner sucking up pennies or the sound of an outboard motor running dry, the sound of a grumbling tummy is an awful thing that cannot be allowed to continue unchecked. Silence your stomach with today’s Groupon: Pay R167 for a platter to share, including two cocktails or two glasses of wine, beer or soft drinks at The Senate Lounge. 

The Senate Lounge is an exclusive, upmarket Cigar and Whiskey Lounge located in the heart of Sandton. The classy venue exudes style and luxury and stands out from competitors in its concrete surrounds, in the same way that a unicorn would in a herd of wild horses. Catering to the movers and shakers of the times and in no other place are you more likely to meet the next Gates, Shuttleworth or Obama. 

If there was ever a restaurant to still your rumbling belly while providing you with a gorgeous dining experience, The Senate Lounge would be it.  Show that sharing is indeed caring and just a little romantic when you enjoy a platter for two; a munchilicious spread of barbeque meat balls, chicken nuggets, beef wellingtons, sausage rolls, fish bites and spicy samosa. 

You wouldn’t let a rhino cut your hair, their complete lack of opposable digits makes the task incredibly challenging similarly, The Senate Lounge won’t let amateurs prepare your food. Their world class culinary team have gained experience from all around the globe and brandish their cooking utensils with the same skill and precision as that of a samurai wielding his kitana. Hard at work behind the scenes, their exceptional talents come together to create exquisite cuisine that’ll have you hooked in just one sitting.

As exotic as a Cane Toad and as majestic as a Siberian Tiger, The Senate Lounge is the chic and elegant venue that attracts countless distinguished guests. Join the privileged few who have experienced its splendour with today’s Groupon, and enjoy some world class cuisine while you’re there.

Fanciful fact: Indian folk legend suggests that there is a food spirit who brings those with culinary talent good luck.  He is said to look similar to the Mad Hatter and hang out in the houses of vegetarians.