When flying in formation geese have a drag coefficient that is so low it has baffled and eluded scientists for centuries. However, as soon as one goose flaps a wing out of sync chaos erupts, and in the same way that Hollywood skilfully and accurately depicts what happens when a hole is made in the hull of a plane mid-flight, geese are sucked out of alignment and shot in all directions. Send stress shooting off into the stratosphere and get all your mental ducks in a row with a 1-hour session of Reflexology and Reiki combined for R199 at Arlene Fehler Reflexology & Reiki.
Reflexology and Reiki are Eastern forms of therapy which focus on the feet and hands respectively, and through focussing on areas which correspond to other parts of the body can alleviate pain and reduce stress and illness. The atmosphere at Arlene Fehler’s practice is one of complete serenity and relaxation, and could even calm a mind housing a tornado of stress. Whether it’s that looming deadline that’s chewing up your sanity or the hundred and one voices constantly competing in your cranium, Arlene will find the source of your troubles and silence it permanently.
In an ideal world, the scales would always remain perfectly balanced and your toast would never fall buttered side down, unfortunately the world is not that lucky and, thanks to an old man known only as Murphy, things go wrong more often than they don’t. Thankfully Arlene also specialises in realigning your mind, body and soul and working out all the kinks picked up along the way to give you complete spiritual, mental and physical harmony.
Rather than spending 60 minutes in a meeting or reading the latest stock/political/environmental reports, spend it in blissful relaxation as Arlene manipulates your phalanges and restacks your inner Jenga tower. You’ll leave relaxed, rejuvenated and ready to face any challenge head on.
Wonder fact: Most people are familiar with the 7 wonders of the world, less know about the 7 wonders of the ancient world but only a select few know about the 7.83 wonders of the modern world. Of these, the most famous is undoubtedly the Angel in Skinny Jeans which was constructed on a tiny island and can only be seen from ships en route to Bali.