Reaching for the remote, shoving all your unused exercise equipment under your bed and giving your upper arms a work out by lifting them from a huge packet of chips towards your mouth are forms of “exercise” that unfortunately do not yield very substantial results. Get slim and trim with 1 session of non-surgical liposuction for R449 OR 5 sessions for R1339 OR 10 sessions for R1440 at Slimmers Paradise.
Victorians used frighteningly constricting and painful corsets to slim their waists, making dressing up as an hourglass for Halloween an obvious bet. Luckily those days are long gone and the professional therapists at Slimmers Paradise hold the key to an easier and less bone-crushing way of losing the flab. Non-invasive and relatively painless, the non-surgical liposuction treatment stimulates the fat cell membranes, changing their permeability. The cells then lose their round shape, and intracellular fat is released and is gradually passed through the body’s natural metabolic functions with no harmful side effects.
Most people enjoy having cellulite and excess flab as much as cats love synchronised swimming so the powers of this non-surgical saviour are welcomed with open arms. Getting rid of your extra baggage through this treatment also has no wonky side effects and does not alter any neighbouring structures such as the skin, blood vessels, and peripheral nerves. You will see visible reduction in body circumference and there are no complications or health risks. Since it is non-invasive and non-surgical, there is no recovery time and you can immediately resume your daily activities like going to work and continuing your advanced ninja training.
Fat fact: A woman, who went onto a daytime talk show in America, tried to sue a nature reserve after one of their grizzly bears apparently growled at her because she was fat. The woman argued that she felt depressed and despondent after the bear showed its disapproval and that she should be compensated a million dollars by the reserve owners for the emotional damage inflicted. The bear was not available for questioning.