Navigating the minefield of daily life with the grace of a gazelle and artfully dodging the tiny stress grenades tossed during body-mind warfare requires limber limbs and a zen-like calm. Make sure you’re ready for the next bout and save up to 66% on a sixty-minute traditional Thai massage and sixty-minute Thai Aroma Oil massage for one or two people at Green Wellness.
- Pay R249 for one person, valued at R650
- Pay R439 for two people, valued at R1300
The Thai massage is more effective than a battalion of riot-police when
it comes to repressing the rebellion of mutinous muscles. With smooth strokes
of skilled fingers, the expert therapists can ease muscles strained from too
much weight training or excessive memo typing and leave overstressed shoulders
feeling like they could do Atlas’s job. With gentle but firm pressure over the
body’s meridian lines, the limbs and back are stretched and blood and lymph
circulation is improved. Not only does this remove toxins from the tissues –
essentially spring-cleaning your system – but every kink, knot and bit of
tension will be fleeing faster than a certain Mexican mouse.
The Thai Aroma Oil massage is essentially the same thing, with the added use of essential oils. Working like reflexology for the entire body, joints and muscles are stretched and blocked pathways and negative energies are released.
With their enthusiastic and highly trained therapists, a trip to Green Wellness is like coming home after a long day of work only to be greeted by a group of friends who announce they’re dying to give you a massage. Because that rarely happens, a trip to the little haven of harmony otherwise known as Green Wellness for an amazing two hours of Thai massage will leave you feeling pampered enough to coo like a peanut-fed pigeon.
Full-body fact: Before massages were considered to be the best stress-reliever, a bohemian in Californian used to sell stress-relieving voodoo spells enveloped in candy wrappers under the local boardwalk.