Considering the depths of human creativity, it’s no wonder people love making comparisons. Muscles can be compared to a revolving door or a kid riding a tricycle for the first time; all of them require a bit of a push when they stiffen up. Keep things moving and save up to 83% on a one-hour back massage for one or two people at Absolute Signature.
- Pay R99 for one person, valued at R450
- Pay R149 for two people, valued at R900
While it’s fine to say that the human body is like a potato and needs to be properly fluffed and buttered to achieve the desired consistency, one must wonder how easy it is to reach this point. Of course, while you could steam yourself and ask someone to randomly mash your limbs, it’s probably a better idea to leave your federation in the capable hands of Absolute Signature’s highly professional and experienced stress-slayers.Alleviating the aches and general knots, kinks and tensions that seem to accumulate in your back no matter how calm you are, the nimble fingers of Absolute Signature’s therapists are better than an entire battalion of riot police when it comes to mollifying mutinous muscles. Using just the right amount of pressure and a slick knowledge of strokes, they take care of all the hard work while you lay back and soak up the soothing atmosphere and marvel at how something as simple as a back massage can be better than getting to an amusement park and finding that there are no queues.