- Pay R150 for one lipomassage session, valued at R300
- Pay R360 for three lipomassage sessions, valued at R900
- Pay R630 for six lipomassage sessions, valued at R1800
If you’re looking to distance yourself from a patch of particularly chummy cellulite, Cynique’s Brazilian Beauty Spa is the ideal place to break-off that toxic relationship. Said to have been sent cellulite-smiting super powers by the Alliance of Angels against Cellulite, the beauty therapists at Cynique’s know just how to break down the orange-peel effect and other fatty ‘friends’ with their magical manual lipomassage.
Using the power of their manual massagers and a collection of magical creams, lie back and relax as the beauty therapist go to work on your problem areas with a deep massage; using precise pressure and stimulation to break down fat accumulation and promote lymph drainage and collagen stimulation. With guaranteed results after an average of six sessions, watch in awe as your orange-peel nemesis is left running to the hills in hefty horror and your ever-persistent problem areas disappear before your eyes.
Weightless fact: While trying to fix a faulty satellite, a couple of astronauts interrupted a signal that seemed to be coming from Mars. The conversation recorded documents the weight-loss secrets of the extra-terrestrials and how they use chicken broth to rid themselves of cellulite.