Pay R240 for a Sound Wave liposuction treatment at JV Body Diagnostics Wellness Centre (save 60%)
Every human being has baggage. Some carry emotional baggage in their shoulders, others only carry high quality leather suitcases and the rest mostly carry saddle bags on their thighs. Though today’s Groupon won’t buy you a shoulder massage or the service of a porter, it will help you drop those love handles and saddle bags. Drop between two and five centimetres with an ultrasound liposuction treatment at JV Body Diagnostics Wellness Centre for R240.
The ultrasound liposuction treatment is perfectly suited to the guy or girl tired of spending hours in the gym without seeing results or too tired to even make it to the gym. With the simple woosh of an ultrasound applicator, the treatment restores the balance of mind, body and bathroom scale. Whether it’s your stomach, thighs, buttocks, hips, chin, inner knees, upper arms, love-hate handles, cellulite or male breasts that have you shy away from the mirror, after a session or two at JV it’s sure to become your’ part-of-my-body-I-love-the-most’.
The ultrasound liposuction treatment does not involve scalpels, needles or exercise bikes of any kind. This means there’ll be no need for a hospital stay (yay!) or time off work (awww…) and also no scars to divulge your secret. The treatment shows results immediately and because no anaesthetics are used, you can walk straight out the door and show off your body without walking into doors or lamp posts. However it doesn’t end in the treatment room – your body’s inner little Tae-Bo instructors continue to work magic in the week following the procedure; hence for a whole week you can bask in the words “have you lost weight?”
Love handle fact: In Bulgaria, love handles are considered extremely attractive. Hence women do anything in their power to acquire these mounds, from eating large quantities of spaghetti to walking incredibly slowly. A candle maker saw the gap in the market and now sells wax love handles known as “eye candle” which women can wear under their clothes.