Hollywood glamour dahling - Pay R399 for lash extensions worth R1000 at Ageless Beauty (save 60%)

Move over luscious lips, Marilyn Monroe’s Hollywood glamour has moved to town. Be the desirable sultry-eyed lass with beautiful lash extensions, which are the latest it accessory for your eyes, and a total steal at R399 from Ageless Beauty.

Eyelashes symbolize a sultry femininity and Ageless Beauty provides consumers with the best in lash extensions and care products, such as RapidLash, to enhance their natural beauty. For those of you blessed with Saharan eyelids, Ageless Beauty has got your back, well, the top-half of your face at least.

The process is painless and rather relaxing really. Each lash is glued to each of your own homegrown ones, thereby creating that sultry Bridgette Bardot look. Mothers, rubbing your eyes and lashes away due to exhaustion, this is for you. Get back your sultry self and look hot, even at 2am with poop on your shirt and a bird’s nest in your hair.

With this Groupon there’s no need to wear mascara, nada mascara battles – like stabbing yourself in the eye - and zilch mascara running down your face after a hot curry, into your mouth and mingling with your masala.

It’s also your get-out-of-jail-free card. Nothing says I’m sorry quite like batting luxurious eyelashes while striking a Marilyn Monroe pose, for good measure, when you want to say, ‘Mr President, I’m sorry I annihilated the new paint job on your vintage V8’.

Perfect for any ocassion - 5-star restaurants, clothing boutiques, grocery shopping or the local carwash. You’ll even look sassy wearing your gran’s nightie, yup, Ageless Beauty is that good.

Lash fact: In the early 1990’s, women in a small town on the outskirts of Cape Town realised luscious lashes weren’t something celebrities were born with. Not having the necessary tools to complete the job of giving themselves thicker lashes, the ladies improvised by finely cutting up mouse-pads and supergluing them to their eyelids. Needless to say, ambulances and Optometrists had their hands full for quite some time after that.