The experienced and professional legal eagles and life coach extraordinaires at White Light are there to offer you sound advice on any sticky situations or crummy circumstances you may have found yourself in. While you might think you know how to handle stressful situations, knowing your rights, what to do and who to throw paw-paws at is just as important as the tartan knitted coat you bought your dog Franklin for the winter.
Whether you’ve overindulged in this season’s sales spree and bought that Italian cashmere sweater worth a small Kazakhstani village or your lawnmower escaped and munched the wheels of your neighbour’s new sports car, the counsellors at White LIght will use their unlimited resources, extensive experience and know-it-all knowledge to resolve your problems and give you a fresh start for a new and successful year.
Legal fact: In 1956 a law was passed in Ohio prohibiting monkeys from playing accordions on street corners. This upset the Monkey Union greatly and they proceeded to raid banana stalls until an agreement was met. The Monkey Union leader cited advice from a legal aide as the reason for the peace.