While some folks would rather base-jump off Table Mountain with a beach umbrella than admit to putting on a pound or two, others hide their heftiness under draping big enough to hide a heffalump. Whichever way you’re dealing with winter weight gain, spring has sprung and Groupon has an idea: lose those loathed pounds with a Zipptonic weight loss consultation, including the first bottle of Zipptonic slimming mixture for R199 with Dr Zipp and Associates.
The decision to lose weight is an important one – albeit one which expires rather quickly. One minute you’re standing in a show of resolve and ceremoniously throwing out the contents of your fridge and the next, you’ve gotten over it and have cheerfully slunk back to couch with a packet of tortillas. Meet your motivator in the form of Dr Zipp, a licensed general practitioner whose friendly face, innovative approach to health and range of successful wellness continue to make remedial waves in the South African medical and cosmetic industry.
The Zipptonic Weight-Loss Programme is Dr Zipp’s answer to wobbly weight issues and frustrated failed attempts to lose weight. Formulated by a trusted medical doctor and said to be as astounding as Zeus’s breakdancing skills, the Zipptonic slimming mixture is taken daily; together with a healthy balanced eating plan and coupled with the right vim and vigour, you can lose up to 5kg in the first week without counting calories, weighing food or depriving yourself. Say goodbye to tent-like tops and dangerous displays of denial with the help of this controlled and monitored weight-loss program. Lose weight, centimetres and insecurities and gain the body confidence you’ve always wanted.
Weighty fact: The wheatgrass diet was discovered when the townspeople of Frankfurt found the village idiot grazing in a pile of it. He lost an enormous amount of weight and it soon became a worldwide trend.