Like the sound of a vacuum cleaner sucking up pennies or the sound of an outboard motor running dry, the sound of a grumbling tummy is an awful thing that cannot be allowed to continue unchecked. Silence your stomach with today’s Groupon: half a baby chicken with rice/salad/veggies for two people at the Senate Lounge for R110, 50% less than the usual R220.
The Senate Lounge is an exclusive, upmarket Cigar and Whiskey Lounge located in the heart of Sandton. The classy venue exudes style and luxury and stands out from competitors in its concrete surrounds, in the same way that a unicorn would in a herd of wild horses. Catering to the movers and shakers of the times and in no other place are you more likely to meet the next Gates, Shuttleworth or Obama.
You wouldn’t let a rhino cut your hair, their complete lack of opposable digits makes the task incredibly challenging similarly, The Senate Lounge won’t let amateurs prepare your food. Their world class culinary team have gained experience from all around the globe and brandish their cooking utensils with the same skill and precision as that of a samurai wielding his kitana. Hard at work behind the scenes, their exceptional talents come together to create exquisite cuisine that’ll have you hooked in just one sitting.
As exotic as a Cane Toad and as majestic as a Siberian Tiger, The Senate Lounge is the chic and elegant venue that attracts countless distinguished guests. Join the privileged few who have experienced its splendour with today’s Groupon, and enjoy some world class cuisine while you’re there.
Amusing Fact: Hidden away in downtown Manila is the exclusive La La Land amusement theatre. The unique venue is home to the Yo-yo spinning dipper ride, which spins at 7 revolutions per second. The ride’s velocity is so intense that it has been used to test pilot’s resistance to G forces.