Some things are for life – like the fond memories of attempting to run everyone and everything in your path over as a toddler in your walking ring or the predictable annual Christmas gift of a knitted reindeer sweater from your gran; you know that no one will take those horrendous sweaters off of your hands. Your hair is with you for life as well, it may eventually lose its colour and look like a salt and pepper shaker but it’s still going to be there. Treat your lifelong partner with today’s Groupon: a cut, treatment and blow wave at Hairzone for R140.
A haircut is as good as a holiday, or a frolic with a friendly sloth named Winston through a field of orange marigolds and gelato. If the latter is highly unlikely your next best bet is the hair guru’s at Hairzone. This upmarket salon is situated in the Virgin Active Centre, Lake Road, Denlee and promises to give you a hair experience of a lifetime. The professionally trained stylists at Hairzone will sit down and discuss the perfect hair style for you in preparation for your cut. You will then be indulged with a moisturising hair treatment and, to put the chocolate sprinkles on the gelato, you will finish off with a professional blow wave.
Your crowning glory will feel super special and all warm and tingly inside after you treat it to this Groupon at Hairzone. Who knows, you may even be your hair’s muse in its next best-selling novel or R n’ B love song. Your hair’s happiness will be contagious and make you just as ecstatic when you receive tons of compliments and double-takes. You will get more praise than a finger-puppet singing Hannah Montana songs in a kiddies play.
With the beautiful looking hair you’ll have after Hairzone is done, you may even be able to make your gran happy by wearing one of your reindeer sweaters without getting funny looks; everyone will be far to mesmerised by your luscious locks anyway. This Groupon is such a steal it should be illegal, but it’s not so don’t worry: no one will bang your door down or reposes your favourite corduroy and tartan armchair.
Hair fact: A woman in Idaho maxed out her credit card after buying a million-dollar portable pet salon for her Maltese poodle, Zsa Zsa. The woman said she felt absolutely no buyer’s remorse after seeing the preened ribboned coat of her four-legged friend.