Sometimes in times of trouble, a hand on your shoulder just isn’t enough. Sometimes it takes more – an entire box of chocolates or a shoulder massage to rid the body of stress caused by traumas. Stay away from the chocolates and their empty promises and rather make use of today’s Groupon: Pay R1499 for a Marol Massage course at The Marol Institute.
The Marol Massage is a revolutionary new massage technique based on Meridian Acupressure. By learning these techniques you’ll be able to relax mind, body and emotions of those enjoying the massage. The techniques also help to reduce trauma, tension and stress using natural Aromatherapy, natural reflexology, lymph drainage and aspects of Shiatsu, Thai and Swedish massage techniques.
Learn all these techniques and more with this Groupon and gain instant popularity amongst the stressed out and traumatised individuals of Johannesburg. There is so much in Johannesburg to be traumatised by really: The traffic, the lack of ocean – this could all be very traumatising. With this course you could become the haven of tranquillity for all these tired and stressed drivers. After the course you may also receive a t-shirt that says, “Ask me how to stay away from chocolate.”
Massage fact #398: The first massage was administered in a bedroom closet when Harry the handyman serial killer hid in a closet with his sidekick Frank. They waited so long for their victim to come home that Frank’s back got very sore and Harry used a hammer to knock all the kinks out his back.