Pay R197.80 for a back, neck, shoulder, foot and Indian massage at Tranquility Skincare, valued at R460 (save 57%)

Remember when you tried to get your mom to lose the plot while you spun around in circles and jumped around in the shops screaming, ‘sweets, sweets, seets?’ Now that the shoe’s on the other foot, your body quits after one spinning session while your brain screams, ‘what does a one-way single ticket to Tibet cost?’ This Groupon won’t get you to Kathmandu but it will get you to Tranquility Skin Care for a back, neck, shoulder, foot and Indian massage package for R197.

At Tranquility Skin Care you will be treated to the luxury you deserve. You’ll be welcomed by professional staff into a comfortable and tranquil environment designed to free you from all stresses and kiddie scarring behaviour. The skin care therapists will ensure your treatments rejuvenate your body and mind leaving you relaxed and refreshed and ready to deal with your next bout of month-end grocery shopping.

Enjoy an Indian massage which is based on the ancient Ayurvedic system of massaging pressure points to eliminate toxins, improve circulation and provide complete relaxation of the muscles. In the Hindu tradition it’s compulsory to have a massage before getting married because of its soothing nature. It makes life easier for husband and wife when dealing with stresses of the correct parental guidance of goats. Imagine what a massage could do for you.

Take a leaf from these Middle-Eastern traditions and enjoy your neck, shoulder, back and feet being kneaded like dough making them soft and pliable. You’ll feel and look super-chilled and super-happy, as opposed to the real life cardboard cut-out look, walk and emotions you’ve been sporting.

Did you know: Women used to pat themselves on the back with a size 15 shoe to give the back muscles a bit of a softening, but this practice had to stop because it became abuse when shoes were used to soften the skull muscles around their husband’s heads.