When you have curly hair, you wish it was straight. When you have blonde hair, you dye it red. A lot of people ascribe to the your neighbour’s grass is greener theory. Whether you spend your mornings doing the I must, I must, I must increase my bust jive or you’ll be the first in line when they invent a Shrink-Ray, do it the scientific way with eight sessions of breast enhancement at Slimmers Paradise for R1999.
Though trying to get yourself onto an extreme makeover involves making an audition tape and letting strange people ravage your wardrobe, sessions at Slimmers Paradise can be squeezed in during lunch. Using the same Breast Fit System as Extreme Makeover, you get all the benefits with none of the camera-time. The highly trained technicians at Slimmers Paradise are mammary masters and truly do know breast when it comes to physique-enhancing techniques.
A non-invasive procedure, the Breast Fit System makes no use of silicone or doctors named Dr McChopnslice armed with sharp objects. By regulating the hormones and improving the blood flow into and through the breasts, the system guarantees an improvement in shape, firmness and size. There’s nothing to say the Breast Fit System can only be used for breast enlargement; the system can also be used to add some lift and firmness or reduce breast-size.
It’s not just the revolutionary breast-enhancement system that will have you bragging to your friends about your Slimmers Paradise experience. With a chic and comfortable atmosphere and therapists friendlier than a certain cartoon ghost, you’ll look forward to your eight sessions more than most people look forward to Fridays.
Mammary Fact: In the early 1800’s, Victorian women used a wrap made of ammonia-soaked burlap and pickled eggs to flatten their chests.