Poor fat, it’s like that awkward somebody who hangs around you even though you don’t like them. No matter how nicely you’ve hinted that it takes a hike or how frequently you’ve tried to ignore it, it hooks arms with you and proudly pronounces you friends for life. Get rid of that persistent problem area with today’s Groupon: a laser-lipo session for R200 at Laser Lipo SA.
Distance yourself from your tubby tormentor with a non-invasive and non-surgical laser lipo session that’ll have the fat running from your hips in hefty horror. End fat’s unholy reign with the help of Laser Lipo SA and their state-of-the-art laser lipo machines known as the cold red laser machine. This type of machine has been used for over a decade by physiotherapists for everything from sports injuries to healing, a sign that the technology is safer than wearing a bullet proof vest to bed.
Created with the aim to break down unwanted fat cells, the laser lipo machine is 100% non-invasive; using laser energy to penetrate the skin rather than a painful liposuction incision. It is through this target process that the laser is able to stimulate the fats cells themselves, realising water and freeing fatty acids and glycerol – leaving each cell as skinny as a runway model on a pumpkin-seed diet.
As with anything – except chocolate – the more sessions the better, but with just one session of laser lipo the difference will be as noticeable as an ostrich riding a bouncy ball through a mall; you won’t miss it.
Fatty Fact: In Alaska, it was widely believed that the nursery rhyme “Ring around the Rosy” held the secrets to instant weight-loss. This misconception came from the verse “a pocket full of posies” which the Alaskans thought held dietary significance – going as far as to create a diet where they only drank tea made of posies. No one but the 19th century Alaskans understood the connection, leaving it shrouded in mystery.