Pay R249 instead of R660 for three 60-minute therapeutic reflexology sessions at Sole Serenity (save 62%)

Feet, like eye-patch wearing swashbucklers share a fondness for treasure maps that lead to a glorious booty. Explore the hidden treasures on the undersides of your feet and other parts with today’s Groupon: three 60-minute therapeutic reflexology sessions for R249 at Sole Serenity.

On deeper inquiry into the matter, it was discovered that the feet, not the eyes, were the true doorways to the soul. On even closer examination, tests revealed that, just mere centimetres off, the ears were the windows so often looked for. However, where inexperienced body-touchers were pinching in all the wrong places, the highly skilled beauty and wellness therapists at Sole Serenity were aware all along. Holding the treasures of your entire form, the maps on your feet and ears are able to guide these therapeutic body healers on the straight and narrow, directing them to your body’s delinquent parts. Applying specific finger pressure techniques not dissimilar to ninja-style techniques, the natural healing powers of the body are activated, releasing chemicals that reduce stress or pain.

With the Sole Serenity staff’s dexterous hands doing dances of wellbeing, the ear reflexology treatment consists of inserting tiny ear seeds or magnets into the ears which are related to specific body organs. Appetite control, muscular problems and allergies are among the ailments that benefit from this session, and as an added bonus, the treatment throws in a feeling similar to the one experienced in mid-air, just before landing back on a trampoline. 

The hand, face and feet reading too can determine a patient’s state of health, and with acupressure and meridian stimulation, bodies and their organs can be restored to a state of balance. Resembling one of Spiderman’s better webs, the 12-channel meridian system, links different areas of the body and supplies vital energy to every part. With each linked to an organ, restoring balance is as simple as counting to one when in the hands of a Sole Serenity therapist.

Though, what’s a session without a fabulous foot finish? A full manual foot reflex stimulation follows close behind these three treatments and ends off with a relaxing massage. That booty you’re about to uncover with this Groupon, will have your body in your debt for years to come.

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