Coffee contains antioxidants that may decrease your chances of getting a stroke, but one bad side effect of coffee is that it could stain your teeth and you might end up with yellow teeth like the witch’s fangs living in apartment number three. If you feel like you could do with a few shades whiter, take your pearlies to The Laser Boutique for a teeth whitening treatment for R347.50.
The Laser Boutique has a professional atmosphere and the staff will make you feel like you’re in safe and expert hands. The teeth whitening treatment will make your teeth do a happy tappy dance while they’re being stripped from their former disgrace and are renewed back to their former white glory. One pre-filled tray will be placed like a gum guard over your teeth. A solution in the pre-filled tray is what causes the magic to happen. A blue light like a happy glowing fairy activates the solution and whitens the teeth a few shades whiter. Leaving you with teeth so bright, people will be required to wear glasses while speaking to you.
The teeth whitening treatment takes about fifteen minutes to complete. After your treatment people will simply stop and stare at you as you skip down the road grinning like a donkey who just found out that Christmas came early this year.
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