Singing teapots and snakes singing lullabies are usually a little disturbing when not experienced in an animated movie, which is why real-life reserves the musical tweeting for the birds. Experience the soothing harmonies of nature and the chirping birds with today’s deal: bed and breakfast at Tshuduku Lodge at R475 per person per night.
The Tshukudu Lodge is alive with lyrical birds, welcoming you in cheerful song as you set foot on the immaculate grounds. Dreamily set in pristine bushveld, the four star establishment is surrounded by beautiful gardens, flowing streams and air so fresh it will turn a corporate accountant into a tree hugging, body-swaying, folk-singing happy hippy. Like leaves to trees, beds and breakfasts have been specially trained to go hand in hand by the acclaimed lodge and its staff, ensuring that the breakfast you eat and the bed you sleep in lovingly squash you into a comfort zone so comfortable, the most comfortable thing you could imagine will seem less comfortable than it ever did.
As if this is not enough, Groupon holders will receive discounts on a selection of indulgent vacation-appropriate activities: treatments at the Kigeli Nature and Wellness Spa, a game drive on the 1000 hectare game farm and three course fine dining at a magnificent restaurant with views only comparable to scenes out of David Attenborough-esque documentaries. With nature coddling you in her lush green arms, and the birdies lulling you into a sound sleep in your thatch-roofed lodge, the getaway will prove to be a well-deserved retreat from whatever it is that you decided to get away from in the first place.
Holiday Fact: The original five star getaway was actually one particular dodgy corner café in Greece. The combination of scattering cockroaches and spices like lemon pepper were the perfect excuse to invent new culinary delicacies, which would then boost the rating of the establishment.