Pay R799 instead of R2800 for a Brazilian Blow Out at Ellis & Company (save 71%)

Hair, like crime syndicates, must be straightened out before bad attitudes arise and threaten to take over. Take control of bad-attitude hair days with today’s Groupon: a Brazilian Blow Out for R799 at Ellis & Co.

There’s no business more frustrating than the exasperating business of trying to get your hair to stay exactly where you want it to. With frizz threatening to fly in every direction, most tend to look to the heavens and call out frustrations in a very monologue-esque style. Though, more effective, would probably be to get into your car with Groupon in hand.

Set in the Boksruin Village Shopping Centre, the sleek and stylish Ellis & Company salon will instantly put you at ease the moment you set foot inside. Being a Wella partnership salon, the establishment boasts top quality products and stylists as agile as gazelles and more skilled than regular chess players. Like rulers help lines emerge straight and victorious, so too will the professional hair mavens aid you in your quest to tame the frizz of your misbehaving hair bits.

Combining hands that work dreamlike masterpieces, with the conditioning Brazilian Blow Out treatment, the stylists will fend off frizz-fiends in swift and skilful motions. Beginning with a cleansing shampoo opening up the hair shaft, your tendrils are prepared for glorious amounts of pampering pleasures. After drying to activate key ingredients then infuse them into the cuticle, a deep conditioning mask is applied, transforming it into sleek, straight and luscious locks. Bad attitudes kicked to the curb, your hair will be at your beck and call for up to four months, proving that getting things straightened out has positive results for all parties involved.

Hair Fact: Sources say that in medieval times, maidens would dry their hair with windmills and a book. The opened book was used as a hoist to attach maidens to the fans of the windmill, where they would do up to four trips around for a natural blow dry.